You've never been drunk tell.....

So I had a pretty intersting thirsty thursday and it got me thinking about the good old days so i came with an idea for sort of sharing some great stories from the bv and mud days. So here is how it works you start out a quote like "You've never been drunk tell..." then finish it "you tried to break a forty over your head..forty times". So here are some examples

You've never been drunk tell you threw up the next day from the thought of bananas

You've never been drunk tell you have done shots....of NyQuil

You've never been drunk tell you taught a fat black guy how to ride a bike

So there are a few ill probably do more but i hope you guys post some of your own in the comments thanks.